Where’s John?

I may be missing something, but has anyone seen John McCain in the last few days? His website lists no appearances before the next debate, and he has been singularly absent on my TV and the web.

Is he:
- Preparing for the debate?
- Getting an ethics transplant?
- In the hospital?
- Learning to talk "hockey mom," since that works for Sarah?

Any info would be welcome before we send out an APB. The MSM doesn’t seem to miss him.