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First off, it’s not clear if the president really isn’t allowed to pardon himself, I believe the law reads that he is prevented from pardoning himself from impeachment but can in all other situations;

Art. II Sec. 2 of the Constitution states, in part, that the president “shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.”

that seems pretty clear to me, the clause carves a specific exclusion againt a pardon for himslef in the case of impeachment, I conclude other crimes are specifically exempt from the exclusion.

the way I read it he can indeed pardon himself from other indictments, the theory has never been tested. (ianal)

Even if I’m wrong it’s simple enough to avoid the entire question, all he has to do is first pardon Cheney, then resign, then Cheney pardons him, simple stuff

This can all be prevented.

Even though an impeachment process would never be completed if we started today, initiating that process prevents anyone from being pardoned named in the impeachment.

All Pelosi has to do is begin a hearing researching the possibility and that ends to worry for us, Rove couldn’t be pardoned, Cheney, Bush would all be exempt from pardon regarding high crimes and misdimeanors

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NorskeFlamethrower has pointed out that he’s been saying this for two years…smart man that flamethrower