I know this is suppose to be humor (and it is funny) but its true.

Given the huge fuss being made over bailing out companies that actually contribute products, albeit, obnoxious ones, compared to the utter ease with which Wall St. banks were able to obtain same, I should think the form misses the mark. It’s also unnecessarily bandwidth heavy.

Too funny.

Wondering if the donation to the president should have more decimal places.

I’ll take a nickel.

Great idea! The only way to stimulate the economy is to put a shitload of money in the hands of Americans.

I saw right away this was snark. It asked for way too much information.

yeah. The real way to get money is to fly to DC in your Gulfstream and make veiled threats to politicos about future campaign contributions….

What’s stopping us from sending this in? LOL Can you imagine if a million Americans filled it out? Personally I would love that!

Where’s the disclaimer that states, loans are only guaranteed if you’re a friend of Hank ?

LOL

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