Hilarious smackdown of Friedman’s new book by Matt Taibbi in the nypress: "How Green Was My Mustache"
So, why does it matter whether Friedman makes any sense? Who cares?
Friedman’s language choices over the years have been highly revealing: When a man who thinks you need to break a vase to get the water out of it starts arguing that you need to invade a country in order to change the minds of its people, you might want to start paying attention to how his approach to the vase problem worked out.Thomas Friedman is not a president, a pope, a general on the field of battle or any other kind of man of action. He doesn’t actually do anything apart from talk about shit in a newspaper. So in my mind it’s highly relevant if his manner of speaking is fucked.
Taibbi then eviscerates Friedman’s method of social science research consisting of flying around the world and talking about what he sees out of his hotel room window. At the end he explains the real world consequences of printing such foolishness:
To review quickly, the “Long Bomb” Iraq war plan Friedman supported as a means of transforming the Middle East blew up in his and everyone else’s face; the “Electronic Herd” of highly volatile international capital markets he once touted as an economic cure-all not only didn’t pan out, but led the world into a terrifying chasm of seemingly irreversible economic catastrophe; his beloved “Golden Straitjacket” of American-style global development (forced on the world by the “hidden fist” of American military power) turned out to be the vehicle for the very energy/ecological crisis Friedman himself warns about in his new book; and, most humorously, the “Flat World” consumer economics Friedman marveled at so voluminously turned out to be grounded in such total unreality that even his wife’s once-mighty shopping mall empire, General Growth Properties, has lost 99 percent of its value in this year alone.
So, yes, Friedman is suddenly an environmentalist of sorts.
Pour another cup of coffee, put your feet up, and prepare to enjoy yourself – read the whole thing.
h/t to Prairie for the link






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Thanks egregious. Good stuff.
Taibbi is a treasure!
Thanks egregious.
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Friedman has been such a reliable inverse-barometer that it scares me to hear that he’s chosen to embrace environmentalism and the greening of the economy.
How am I going to deal with the loss of one of the best predictive indexes I’ve ever used?
This says it all:
“Where does a man who needs his own offshore drilling platform just to keep the east wing of his house heated get the balls to write a book chiding America for driving energy inefficient automobiles? Where does a guy whose family bulldozed 2.1 million square feet of pristine Hawaiian wilderness to put a Gap, an Old Navy, a Sears, an Abercrombie and even a motherfucking Foot Locker in paradise get off preaching to the rest of us about the need for a “Green Revolution”? Well, he’ll explain it all to you in 438 crisply written pages for just $27.95, $30.95 if you have the misfortune to be Canadian.”
Yep – I think the word for today is “Hypocrisy” — can you say that? Betcha could. :)
Didgeridoo-d it.
Hey Prairie – thanks for putting that in the comments on STH. I started reading and just could not stop laughing. Had to share.
Taibbi might be crazy but he’s a genius.
don’t know if it was included in taibbi’s article (haven’t read it yet – i’m looking forward to it later today), but i have an additional answer to egr’s question:
because a week an a half ago, when the senate committee on energy and natural resources held a hearing to get briefed on what to do about green technology and what to do about the economy and global warming, who did boxer get to advise them? that’s right tom friedman.
It is surprising that someone who is wrong as consistently as Friedman spent the last eight years working OUTSIDE the Bush White House.
lol
OT
My favorite demagogue seems to have taken Obama’s measure.
My other question to him, should I ever meet him is this: And what, sir, are you and your family doing to reduce your own personal footprint? And is your family having to tighten their belts, put more beans and rice on the family table? Hmmm?
I’ve often enjoyed Chavez’ Bush baiting, however I don’t appreciate his comparison of Obama to past U.S. leaders who all met violent ends.
He was making the point that “they” would get Obama if Obama didn’t do what “they” wanted. So he wasn’t himself threatening Obama, but pointing out what the U.S. did to those prez who choose to be different. Given that, I agree with you that it was tasteless and that Chavez has no idea how that lands on U.S. ears, and all the baggage we have about those prez. However, that’s why Chavez is a demagogue. He doesn’t care how he is heard.
Lunch is finished. Back to my book. BBL.
Friedman also advised the ISG on what to do about Iraq
Not that they’re any great shakes but it means that Friedman’s opinion is considered “important” and he’s going to have influence way in excess of anything he deserves
which makes taibbi’s takedown helpful as well as entertaining as hell.
Ok one more quote from the article, just spot on:
After reading that article, I would suggest that Tom Friedman conduct an analysis on the correlation of how many otherwise unemployable airheads (or perhaps glue-heads) were put in positions way beyond their merit simply by being married or born to rich elites.
Except in doing the analysis, I’m sure Tom Friedman would only screw it up by being diverted by the number of Starbucks in Monaco.
Matt Taibbi is like peerless in the way a great musician is peerless. But had it not been for Mr. Friedman’s colonic boosterism, we would be in an alternate present I’d rather never wish for. The house of cards would have come crashing down when Bush had just taken office. No? Not Bush, but Al Gore? And Vice-President Lieberman would have been the heir-apparent?
Oddly, I kind of agree with Friedman’s column in today’s NYT.
Get that word “burn-down”? Compare Friedman with Gretchen Morgenson from December 14 in the NYT:
I’d rather say I agree with Morgenson.