So the following email just arrived in my mailbox. Enjoy!
Ben & Jerry have created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. For George W. they they asked for suggestions from the public. Here are some of their favorite responses:
- Grape Depression – The Housing Crunch – Abu Grape – Cluster Fudge – Nut’n Accomplished – Iraqi Road – Chock ‘n Awe – WireTapioca – Impeach Cobbler – Guantanmallow – imPeachmint – Heck of a Job, Brownie! – Neocon Politan – RockyRoad to Fascism – The Reese’s-cession – Cookie D’oh! – Nougalar Proliferation – Death by Chocolate… and Torture – Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream – Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder – Credit Crunch – Mission Pecanplished – Country Pumpkin – Chunky Monkey in Chief – WMDelicious – Chocolate Chimp – Bloody Sundae – Caramel Preemptive Stripe – I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands . . . with nuts
Pretty clever. I’d vote for the last one. It makes up in a catchy honesty for what it lacks in conciseness! Any fave or suggestion?





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yes, clever libby
Dung Swirl
Crock Fulluh Sheets
Nanny Berry Surprise
Gummint Crunch
Spy Hops
Parted Delite
Barely Their
Cope-a Bandanga
Fitz Beeper Crush
Shredded Cheat Whiz
Fudge Nut
“Nut’n Accomplished” Is good!
Nut’n Bananas Duo
A nice blend would be chocolate and caramel jailhouse stripe.
Banana Republican.
Wingnut Crunch.
I Can’t Believe It’s Shit I’m Eating.
-G
*laughs* great fun, but I’m not eatin’ any of it
Wow … well done above and thanks for appreciating/playing!
GregB, your last one and BlueC’s comment made me think of that line, “Eat sh*t and smile,” which is what anyone in harness to the Bush administration had to do to survive, I suppose. Not to mention put their ethics in cold storage.
In that old great movie, The Way We Were, with Redford and Streisand, Redford’s character writes a book about the US called “A Country Made of Ice Cream.”
Hmmmm… “Rocky Rove” … “Darth Chocolate” …
Darth-ade Sherbet
Rove-lite, sweetened with Lie-it-all
Rove Popickles
Shrub Twirl
Pal’n Twinkeys
Empty Barrel ‘o Fudge
Adie :)
Wasilla Vanilla…
Caribou Gun Nut Crunch
nice mac …
How about Rumsfeld Razin’?
Thanks Libby. You’re great. Appreciate the chance to vent some steam in a thoroughly positive way, heh.
Whatever the flavor is, it should have pretzel pieces in it.
Iz R Pretzels Twisted (Chocolate or yogurt)