No, I am not kidding. In his new book, A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity (No, I’m not kidding about that title either.)
Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.
Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.
Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don’t believe there’s a God!
Yes, Bill you are proof g-d exists. I think you should seek help.
Narcissistic personality disorder:
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. They believe that they’re superior to others and have little regard for other people’s feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
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Yeah Bill, you’re proof that doG exists.
And that she has a wicked sense-of-humor…
Papa Bear, you ain’t no barbarian. You grew up MIDDLE CLASS. That’s kool-aid in your veins!
“tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.”
*vomits*
Hey Hey Hey. Great Neck is HAAAAARD CORE
And the wingnuts think Obama has a messiah complex?
Sniff. He wouldn’t sign my loofah.
Is Bill-O declaring he is a “Golden God”?
Digg
don’t miss the sequel: A Bold Fresh Steaming Pile of Sh*t
FAIR’s Counterspin mentioned this and raised the question of whether O’Reilly’s ascendance might in fact be proof of God’s nonexistence.
O’Reilly’s prominence is a good argument against the existence of a just and benevolent God. As is disease, starvation, and right wing politics.
I’d say that what he’s describing is proof that justice, liberty and equality – actually USTA work!
If God is the reason O’Reilly is where he is today, that proves one thing to me.
God has a perverted sense of humor.
Pach, that effort made you FAMOUS here at Casa Biscuitbarrel!
Intervention!
egads, it really is too early for Bill
they name is perris
Proof of God…not so much.
Proof of the fallibility of man? Spot on.
loofah? ha! fool!
Perhaps Bill-O meant proof of Satan.
Actually, I’m a little surprised that Orally isn’t claiming that he, himself, is God.
Bill O’reilly on the bailout, via: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/bailout/
message = O’Reilly BAD!
But, Barack Obama is supporting this bailout, and nothing he does can be bad – what a double bind!
my G*d ate my hummus work.
Billo the clown might be the biggest waste of skin on the planet – well except for McCain and Palin.
The Bush family is insulted that you left them off that list.
McCain…on supplements?
Pretty damned funny…
Yeah, well, ok, they’re ON THE LIST!
Sean nHannity, Michelle Malkin, Coultergeist, Neill BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrtz, and any right-wing person you care to name.
Can’t we put them all on the Titanic?
OT – mfi sent me this link this morning as an addition to the Rolling Stone piece on Mr Nice Guy.
I personally think he’s making the case that he is Jesus. Born in humble surroundings (Bill was born in a manger…I suppose…he is sorta “mangey”) who “is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.”
And this proves that there is somehow, a God. What else could he be implying other than that he delusionally believes he is the second-coming of Christ?
“I am goof that prods exist!”
Many cultures have a trickster god to explain the crazy, capricous parts of the universe, such as when a good person suffers or a total fool receives great and completely unmerited rewards. I assume that Bill O’Reilly is referring to one of these.
((SD)) missed you earlier
bom dia
(bows) Konnichiwa, Wobbs
Early Morning Swim shows up really early in your part of the world. Damn, just heard my name on da rad-e-o.
To quote the great philosopher Stephen Colbert:
“What’re you implying, Jon? That [Geraldo and] O’Reilly are narcissists enthralled at their own overblown egos, projecting their own petty insecurities onto the world around them, inventing false enemies for the sole purpose of bolstering their sense of self-importance, itty-bitty Nixons minus the relevence or a hint of vision? HOW DARE YOU?!”
As an atheist, I believe that O’Reilly is proof that God exists…
…and that God fucks up.
Certainly McCain, Bush, Cheney and many others in politics and the media.
Some would say that the Lord works in many strange ways. Perhaps O’Reilly is meant to teach us how not to behave.
I think this loser needs a blast from the 70s.
Bill, I went to Catholic schools, then taught in Catholic schools. Would you like me to translate what a “bold, fresh piece of humanity” means in nun talk? The lady was saying that you were a royal pain in the ass.
It was definitely not a compliment, I assure you. By the way, the term still applies very well. Thoses nuns were pretty discerning folks.
Oh Bleccch!