Hit by a Truck

More smoke and mirrors from Goldman Sachs, the investment bank in the driver’s seat of "our" economic recovery and whose alumni comprise Timothy Geithner’s top staff. Even Mr. Geithner, who isn’t technically a Goldman alum, is a hand-picked protege of Rubin and Summers, both former chairmen of Goldman.

Goldman had a bang up first quarter ending March 31, 2009. It reports $1.8 billion in "profit". (But see taxpayer bail-outs to Goldman and several of its counter-parties, which made massive payments to Goldman.)

That’s good news, right? Except for the proverbial small print. Goldman just changed its fiscal year from one that ended at the end of November to one ending at the end of December. The consequence is that December 2008 is treated as an "orphan month", and is reported as a separate accounting period.

Rest assured that the month in which Goldman reported a pre-tax loss of $1.3 billion and an after tax loss of $780 million won’t get lost in the reporting or news cycle shuffle. NOT. Apart from the accounting plastic surgery, this change makes year-on-year comparisons harder.

The psychological effects are obvious and worthy of Burson-Marsteller. It’s like reporting the results of your Monday morning medical physical to your life insurance company or the Army recruiter. Never mind that you were hit by a truck Monday afternoon.