While soon-to-be-ex Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin tweets through the night, Alaska’s bloggers are uncovering huge holes in the Palinista narrative that she has nothing to do with her legal defense fund.
It is being reported that since earlier in the week, soon-to-be-ex Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin’s number of twitter followers passed the 100,000 mark. Given the growing knowledge on the left and among aficionados of the unintended internet humor produced by the seemingly clueless Palin, and her ability to come up with endless strings of inanities, it may be reasonable to assume that at least half of her twitter followers are there for the laughs.
This morning – like in the middle of the night – Palin provided more irrational inanity:
Four hours ago: This wk saw add’l violation of law:filer of friv ethics complaint leaks confidential documents out of context 2 create false headlines, pre- [emphasis added]
Four minutes later: judge investigation,destroy integrity of process&strip rights;Abuse WILL cont til leaks/friv filers r held accntble&press reports accurately [re the press - see below]
Seven minutes later: Legal Fees Fund trustee’s press conf yest set record straight w/facts/truth re:recent complaint;read transcript in case press chooses not to
To me twitter is – so far – fascinating from an outsider point of view, because I’m not yet ready to join the band. If blogging is addictive in a way similar to cocaine (as a loose example), twitter may be like crack. Palin just can’t keep away from that little glass pipe blackberry. Some call them crackberries, seemingly for good reason.
A commenter to a recent Media Matters article puts it this way:
Ms. Palin, if I deciphered her rambling comments correctly, resigned for the good of Alaska. I believe that she will have accomplished an improvement in Alaska’s prospects, though not in the manner she meant. It is an addition by subtraction.
I think she can do the country a great, again unintended, service by keeping the lunatic fringe, which now seems to be 90% of the Republican Party, supplied with a regular dose of Palinphetamine. This will keep them from coming up with a serious candidate for the White House until it is far too late, if indeed they ever do.
The Media Matters article, referenced above, is by John V. Santore, and it deconstructs the recent Time Magazine cover story article on Palin. Totally. Santore’s essay deplores Time’s inability, in the article, to project any sense of reality into the ambience of Alaska politics, the state of American media today, and the article’s writers’ lack of good sense in their analysis of the current American political landscape:
Time’s David Von Drehle and Jay Newton-Small go to immense lengths to create a story out of thin air. In this case, it’s "The Renegade," a tale about an unconventional politician making waves with her unpredictable behavior. The piece is deeply flawed, advancing conservative narratives without challenge and ignoring obvious realities about Palin, her home state, and the problems she faces. It’s an account that flies in the face not just of progressive criticisms of the governor, but of a growing chorus of conservative ones as well.
And it is exactly the kind of ratings-driven journalism that is, ironically, making magazines like Time less and less authoritative at a time when serious journalism couldn’t be more needed.
[snip]
In order to allow themselves to argue that Palin’s decisions aren’t as bizarre as they seem to many observers around the country, the article’s authors begin by turning her home state into a land of mystery and wonder that inherently embraces the hands-off philosophy championed by the political right. Alaska is "remote, extreme, unfamiliar — and free." It is a "land of self-invention, where no one bats an eye at a mom-deckhand-governor-whatever-comes-next." We are told that in Alaska, "you make each day from the materials at hand." The result of the unique realities confronting its citizens is an "ingrained frontier skepticism of authority — even one’s own." Indeed, a "person learns in the Alaska vastness that humans can respond to events but never control them."
Palin is, therefore, supposedly much like her homeland. She is "a modern-day version of the captive specimens hauled back to Europe by explorers of old," someone who "remains, on some level, unknowable." The conclusion becomes unavoidable. If you thought her resignation speech seemed strange, it’s just because you aren’t from Alaska, for "this was the place where her answer finally made sense."
In many instances, our Alaska media seems to misunderstand us almost as much, or as little. Although local media outlets covered yesterday’s "press conference" by Alaska Fund Trust trustee Kristan Cole, it has been the blogs in Alaska that have shot Cole’s statements full of holes in the 18 hours since the "conference" and issuance of a written statement. First of all, Cole’s claim that Palin has had nothing to do with the trust seems to be specious, at best:
Somebody must have written and signed the notes on $arah Palin’s behalf, to thank the kind people who donated to that fund that has nothing to do with her, as the very first conversation between the fund’s trustee and the governor happened only a couple of days ago…
And Palin’s over-the-top string of accusations on twitter, combined with statements made in the past 48 hours by some of her closest advisors and legal counsel, are getting close scrutiny, because of the vitriol such accusations create:
Earlier, Van Flein, Palin’s personal attorney, threatened to sue Kim Chatman. Ms. Chatman had filed the ethics complaint in question.
I know what shrapnel comes with a “by-name threat” from the governor; a bunch of red and rabid kool-aid drinking emails and phone calls. It’s intimidating until you remember THEY ARE WRONG. Palin is the quintessential high school mean girl. Van Flein is the guy who cleans her lunch tray just to sit at her table. Meg Stapleton and Ivy Frye try to “out-mean” each other for the BFF status. I have yet to meet someone who has become their better self after working with Sarah Palin…she seems to bring out the worst. It’s no excuse. Van Flein knows what hellish dogs he unleashes when threatening individual citizens and facts be damned.
The question of why Palin attorney Thomas van Flein hasn’t yet billed the state of Alaska for the time he spent dealing with aspects of Troopergate has been strenuously brought up in the comments at The Mudflats, Just a Girl from Homer and The Immoral Minority. Andrew Halcro notes this at the conclusion of his essay posted earlier today, questioning why there has been no billing:
The governor’s private attorney hadn’t sent in a bill to be reimbursed by the state, for work he did ten months ago?
But yet these folks are begging cash off fixed income seniors in Iowa through their legal defense fund?
It sounds like Van Flein doesn’t need more billable hours, sounds like he needs a billing clerk.And just a few questions; is the amount that the state has already agreed to reimburse Van Flein part of the $500k in fees his clients owe him? And how much of his $500k in bills includes the first dude’s share?
Lets face it with Todd Palin grousing about his former brother in law to everyone who would give him three minutes; his impact on Troopergate legal fees must have been staggering. Think about it; no Todd Palin would mean no depositions from Bitney, Tibbles, Monegan, Glass, Bailey, Frye, and four thousand other state employees who had to endure Todd Palin’s obsession with State Trooper Mike Wooten.
Seems to me it would be nice for to see an itemized bill but then again if public money isn’t paying a dime, it’s a personal expense.
Brad Friedman at the national blog, Bradblog, has noted something so far missed by Alaska media:
A brief, two paragraph statement by the private attorney of Alaska’s very-soon-to-be-former Gov. Sarah Palin was posted on the governor’s official public state website on Monday.
Attributed to "THOMAS VAN FLEIN — Personal Attorney for Governor Palin," the statement posted to the Governor’s officially run state website at www.gov.state.ak.us decries the latest ethics complaint filed against Palin — alleging the improper disclosure of gifts and the receipt of free services — as an abuse of the state Ethics Act.
That the official state website would be used to publicize the private response of Palin on Monday to another ethics charge is somewhat ironical, given Tuesday’s leak of a preliminary independent report from a state ethics commission investigator finding "probable cause" that Palin’s "official" legal defense fund violated the Ethics Act in that it made use of her "official position for personal gain."
Citing Alaska Statute 39.52.120(a) which states that a "public officer may not use, or attempt to use, an official position for personal gain," the state’s independent investigator, Thomas M. Daniel notes that "personal gain" is defined by law as "a benefit to a person’s or immediate family member’s personal interest or financial interest."
[note - it appears the State may have now removed some of the material referred to by Friedman]
Friedman goes on to speculate on the jeopardy Palin and her attorney may be in:
In attorney Van Flein’s statement responding to the leak of the report, as posted on Palin’s Facebook page yesterday, he may have defamed the complainant, Alaska resident Kim Chatman, by declaring, as fact, some action of hers to have been "illegal."
"All options are open in terms of legal remedies," Van Flein threatened, in response to his apparent belief, as ABC News characterized it, that Chatman is the one who leaked the confidential preliminary report. "It is a clear violation of Alaska law that Mr. Daniel explicitly reviewed with Ms. Chatman prior to her illegal actions. We will be contacting the appropriate authorities for review and action."
It’s unclear whether Van Flein was asserting that the alleged "illegal action" of Chatman was the leak of the preliminary report, as ABC implies, and, if so, what his evidence is for that. None is given. But he has very clearly stated, as a fact, that Chatman committed "illegal actions."
By the time Alaska’s mainstream media gets around to investigating the holes in Kristan Cole’s statement, or get an answer from van Flein about why the state hasn’t been billed for the time the attorney spent dealing with Todd Palin’s involvement in Troopergate, Alaska’s bloggers will have probably uncovered more questions about this affair.
Update: Linda Kellen at Celtic Diva’s Blue Oasis, has just posted a scathing analysis of the Palin-van Flein reaction to the leaking of the Daniel Report:
SHE WAS TOLD NOT TO SPEND THAT MONEY or the consequences would be that she WOULD be found to have done wrongdoing if the complaint went against her. She probably was ALSO TOLD to stop collecting money…probably around the time that SOMEONE had C4P do the dirtywork for her!
The reason I’m so sure of this is I have the emails between my investigator and Van Flein for my own (Arctic Cat) complaint, as well as the emails my investigator sent me. There is a constant dialogue that goes on, giving the Governor every opportunity to protect herself. I know this because of my experience with my investigator who, by the way, was Tom Daniel.
It’s the same reason that I believe that she knew what was coming. Her glaring self-interest made her resignation far from altruistic; she resigned because SHE WANTS THAT MONEY. She resigned because little Sarah doesn’t feel she should HAVE to spend her hard-earned book deal cash for the hours and hours Van Flein spent being her spokesperson on Eddie Burke, MSNBC, and for the time he was doing work she could have done but didn’t want to do.
It’s amazing! The more we see behind the curtain, the more we find that Sarah Palin isn’t a mystery at all!





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Money Quote right there! She tweets the way Mike Royko said da Mayor spoke as if English was his second language.
Ok explain just what is Sarah doing with this cash defending Todd? Why is that not related to her being Governor just curious.
Can you translate this into English? Sarah, Bobby can’t the GOP find someone who can talk? I have seen recent immigrants handle the McDonalds drive through better I know this because I did not get any complaints about a bad order.
This garbage Sarah tweeted I never would have had any idea what to cook if she worked drive through.
Maybe the GOP needs to hire some Immigrants they at least know how to work and come to work prepared Sarah when she resigned, Sarah interviewed by Katie she was not prepared and it showed.
that’s why I dubbed her Princess Pandora
no other title suits her
everything she surveys turns to shit
that makes the most sense of anything. It’s pretty simple to figure out Palin’s motives, if not her tweets.
Awesome writeup, ET. Palinphetamine! love it.
I hear some locals call her Sarah Bailin’
Nice to see ya, ET. Palin. Like a bad penny.
Another wingnut welfare book I wonder how many copies sold will be bought in bulk? Sarah does not have many Corporate GOP friends to make those bulk purchases.
The Ds hope she keeps turning up.
Pups,
I just got to my class at Eagle River CC, and noticed this story has been front paged. Sorry I can’t join you!
I DO recommend especially reading he links to Linda Kellen’s and Andrew Halcro’s article.
Palin might be the poster child for conservative schizophrenia but most of the other high profile Republicans are equally detached from reality. Possibly the most dangerous thing they are accomplishing is to make Romney appear comparatively sane.
Hiya Firepups!
Had to laugh today. The Mormons promised several years ago that they would stop praying Jews into heaven and it has been discovered that they continue to do it. I think the Jews are a bit miffed to say the least. Not going to make any friends for Mitt.
Crazy white woman. I know people, mainly women who are probably birthers, who will never believe any of the bad stuff that gets written about Saint Sarah.
Hasn’t she left yet? Some people…
;>)
Hiya, SnarkK. Wassup?
Yes I find myself longing for Newt at least I could figure out that what he was saying was wrong and a lie.
With Sarah on the resigning I could only gather the impression of why she was leaving.
Her Tweets nope no clue I recognize words but then she seems to contradict herself negating what I thought I knew she said?
Hi Snark can you figure out what Sarah tweets?
Your text could also say FAIL. What a loser. (Palin, not you!)
Nothing up. Just having a weird day.
Yeah, delete every third word, then re-spell every 4th word, read the 2nd words backwards, and it shows that she is the devil.
Weird in what way?
Oh, that would just be nasty. On the White House lawn, even.
;>)
Words don’t seem to having meaning to her. She just spews them out and hopes for the best, I guess.
For some reason it reminds me of Flip Wilson’s Christopher Columbus routine. “You can’t pray somebody into heaven if they don’t want to be… you better pray your ass on out of here.”
Uh they have TV right they watch Sarah on the TV and what the Cognitive Dissonance just blinks them through?
a) It never happened
b) Sarah sure did great!
c) Sarah was set up!
d) A,B,C, are all right just not at the same time it depends who the Birther is talking too?
Hmm selective reality in accordance with circumstances?
My theory is Sarah speaks in
tonguesMad Libs:)LOL
Ronald Wilson Reagan 666 my priest did a sermon once on that subject. The one day I missed church (sigh! Eternal Sob!). I still can’t believe I missed it! I missed it!
I think someone got to him he never spoke like that again.
Not a twitter here. Can anyone explain why I should be? I don’t care about all & sundries’s opinions. Already get enuf info on web. What’s the twitter attraction?
Magic, Necromancy, Death Magic once the dead are in heaven or hell you can’t talk to them much less get them to switch faiths.
Necromancy is bad not only because its used to create GOP Zombies but because the Catholics and the Protestants think death is game over you are judged.
Once people know the Eternal truth they are not going to shift faiths. Also in life my ancestors believed what they believed just because I change my mind and offer to change their minds does not make it happen…unless Black Magic from beyond the Grave compels them!
Suffer not a Witch to live Mitt you are playing with fire. Jews are not the only ones to object to your practices I would object if I took you seriously.
To say things that you will instantly regret, but that will get you exposure on cable TV?
Heh. I had my exposure on cable TV without instant regret, when I was an economics talking head. Perhaps that’s why twitter doesn’t appeal? Been there, done that?
The humor of reading Sarah unedited?
Sudok is too easy figuring out Sarah’s Tweets is a real challenge
You want to make sure that ET is not exaggerating
If God is knowledge and willful ignorance is choosing to turn away from God then Sarah with her hate of Elites is the AntiChrist? sorry Python Spirt!
Weird cause I started the day by saying stuff online that I want to take back now.
But if you had said something embarrassing on business news chances are you would have had your own show by now.
My theory is that it is a variation on the national (global?) obsession with nonstop communication. Personally, I don’t want to be communicating with other people during every waking minute. If I’m not even interested in the minutia of my own existence, why should anyone else?
Aha. Part of growing up. I have no advice to offer, since I’ve been hypersensitive to how my words might be misinterpreted, and that often doesn’t work. But for you, that might be an acquired skill. Learn from it and move one.
http://www.thenation.com/blogs…..arah_palin
Python Spirits I think this guys sect is the group getting women killed as witches across Africa Mitt better watch it I’m sure Necromancy counts as witchcraft.
If you have to say you were wrong do it but try no excuses. If you have to say sorry say it. If you have to say I did not mean to be mean say it.
And I should take my own advice more often than I do I’m sure.
Heh. You seem to look at opportunities lost. My view is opportunities that I luckily escaped from.
In some respects, I think I had the best job ever. Intellectually interesting, nothing I said about macroeconomics on Wall St. made a difference for the profits of my employer, so I was pretty free to mouth off. Was well paid, though low by Wall St. standards and much lower than my male peers. Was a good run.
It is Thersday, upstairs!
Late Night: Heathcare Disaster Looms; Action Needed on Modest Policy Proposal
Agreed should have used Snark Tag.
Well, there’s always the chance that Crazy Pete Hoekstra will divulge a few more national secrets. Or that maybe–just maybe–Palin will articulate a coherent thought. You’d want to be there when that kind of history’s made, wouldn’t you?
I haven’t jumped on the Twitter bandwagon either, BTW. Yes, I’d like to be there for one of those historical (hysterical?) moments, but it’d require wading through way more bullshit than I can handle.