Today Brian Pender at the Boston Globe reports:

Regular CIA assessments warn of the possible fallout from crop devastation and diminishing resources. Climate change is the subject of studies from foreign policy think tanks and the focus of military war games. Indeed, for two Pentagon strategists, planning for it is now their full-time job.

Groucho was right: "military intelligence" is a contradiction in terms.

After five decades of destroying any national government, head of state, or aspiring leader who posed the remotest prospect of standing between the Seven Sisters and those pesky brown people living over the Sisters’ oil, now Langley and the Pentagon see the rewards for their triumphs. As do we.

All this time I thought our "national security" masters had looted our future so they could blow up the world, and they were actually heping to roast it. I guess the joke’s on me….and everyone with ten year old kids.

Who knew the School of the Assassins was just part of our national security suicide mission?

Somewhere, Mossadegh’s ghost is laughing. I hope he’s hanging out with Vonnegut’s.