After reading the list of Talking Heads and realizing that ABC was still allowing the thoroughly dishonest George Will to destroy its reputation and poison America’s political discourse, and even after the clownish Jon Stewart showed, as countless others had done, that the person Will, CNN, Fox and others relied on for expertise on health reform was a moronic, pathological liar, the person formerly known as scarecrow dragged his television into the bathroom, dumped it into the tub and after filling the tub, removed his hat, immersed himself and flipped the switch, . . . but nothing happened.

Remembering that Silvia the cleaning lady had come yesterday and always turns on all the lights and probably the air conditioner with the vacuum cleaner and likely blew a fuse, he slowly climbed out of the bath and calmly walked dripping over to the kitchen table to write a note reminding Silvia not to turn on all the lights and the air conditioner and vacuum cleaner at the same time on any day just before the Sunday Talking Heads are posted.

He then reconnected the tv hoping to watch John McCain explain why it was always treasonable whenever Nancy Pelosi spoke when she traveled to the Sunset District, never mind Israel, but it was perfectly okay for him to visit Libya just in time to greet the terrorist who blew up an airliner. But of course, the tv didn’t work any more, so he missed McCain, the man who still clings to the Republican always say no party, lecture us on how Obama was not being bipartisan enough just because he only allowed Chuck reasonable to be afraid Grassley to accuse him of killing old people and not fessing up about the government planned takeover of MedPAC.

Disappointed, he was forced to read later that Orrin Hatch had again broken his world record for the number of bald-face lies he could cram into a single non sequitur response to a mindless question from David Gregory. And he missed watching Chuck Grassley explain to the credulous Bob Schieffer that it was reasonable to spread baseless fear, which to Grassley probably means the Obama WH was planning to pull the plug on the "gang of six," even though only a crazy person still believes Obama would actually do something that sensible.

Nevertheless, I’m told Kent Conrad was there to remind us that he was certain that the public option could never get the 80 votes needed in the Senate, so that was now off the table, because since it might actually save money it would undermine their excuse for cutting subsidies to save money, and because with all the oreo cookies and chocolate potato chips, there was no longer any room left on the table for any reform ideas that hadn’t been approved by Tom, Rahm and Bob Dole.