Dana "Pig Missile" Perino attempts a baseball metaphor at Politico to describe Democratic and Republican positions on health care reform, explaining why Obama can’t score the winning run but the Republicans have a terrific team that can win this thing.
You really have to read this fantasy through to realize she’s on another planet. She actually believes the Republicans have great ideas that would score with the American people, if only they had a fair chance to present them and read the field correctly.
Poor piggy. She can’t even stick with her own metaphor. She correctly sees the Republicans in the far outfield; they’re not even pitching, let alone covering the infield/bases. Then she comments on how they can score runs by yelling "you lie" from the stands.
The Democrats can’t score, she says, because their polls are falling. They are, but their polls are close to the 40s, Obama’s hitting about .530 and the Republicans are hitting about .220, which means their lineup of puny ideas is the least likely to score in any league. Does she really believe "malpractice reform" can be their clean up hitter?
You’d never know that the Republican strategy for the last six months has been to invite thugs onto the field and instruct them to obstruct the base paths, to intimidate the umpires and assault the Dems every time they get on base. There are not four bases: there are 60, and if we get close, there are 80, because in the Republican version, your side only gets to score if you circle the bases holding hands with Mitch McConnell.
Meanwhile, the tv/radio announcers describe this as just the usual game. They pretend not to notice that the Republicans get to bean the Democrats, never hit a foul ball, never strike out no matter how wildly they swing, and are never thrown out of the game for conduct destructive of the game.
And the President keeps pretending the game has rules and everyone respects them.
When I was a kid, we played baseball most afternoons, and every Saturday in the summer, from early morning until dark, and I mean dark. Hour after hour. But the game always continued because we had rules, and everyone honored them without having umpires — you get this close call, we get the next one; cheaters don’t play, they’re banned — because everyone knew that if the rules weren’t honored, the game immediately collapsed. Too many people have forgotten why this matters, and piggy has no clue.
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I almost didn’t read this one because my first reaction was who gives a f__k whether or not Dana Perino hates baseball. So, I guess I think you should change the title to “Why does Piggy Hate Baseball?” Having overcome my initial resistance when I noticed the author, however, I’m now glad I did, ’cause it was worth quite a few laughs. Thanks.
“Why Does Dana Perino Hate Baseball?”
Why does anyone care what Dana Perino says? She’s pretty much Palin sans glasses.
Given that Pig Missile is Pig Missile, as long as she didn’t suggest the Rethugs could get a home run by heading the puck through the goalposts, I figure she’s doing better than usual ; )
Damn, Dana is dumb, dumber than Michelle Malkin. She does hate the great game of baseball/softball. “Home Stretch” is a sports term, for the final part of a horse or auto race. But it shows the shallowness of wing nuts. Stop disrespecting baseball Dana.
1) Read the field. 2) Continue to try to get on base with targeted fixes. 3) Criticize on the merits — and force some outs.
Shall I continue deconstructing, what is the inning? Dumb Dana implies it is the “final” inning, but the game is tied so it could still go on…
1) Usually the batter is trying to watch the ball to hit it, but it helps to know where the fielders are positioned. But I thought the R’s were in the field.
2)So Obama should try to get on base?
3) Yes, force outs are desirable, as are any other types of “outs” but technically
Have you noticed that whenever GOPs lately talk about what the American people “favor” or “fear” they never cite poll numbers?
That’s because they can find none to support their increasingly untruthful assertions about American opinion on health care reform, especially Public Option.
Ah, but the Villagers wuuuuuv her! She’s a Very Serious Person!
here’s the funny thing scarecrow;
the very reason democrats polls have fallen is becuase they act like republicans and they don’t do what we elected them to do
whenever a democrat starts acting like a democrat their polls rise again
go figure
for instance, whenever pelosi says there will be a public option, her poll numbers go up, whenever the democrats say they can’t do what we elected them to do, their poll numbers go down
yet the republicans hacve used that fact to say we should therefore act more like republicans, even though that’s what’s causing the problem in the first place
Perino says, “Republicans have been talking about their proposals so much their faces are nearly blue.”
Really?? And which of those proposals would the CBO agree will bend the cost curve? 20% of a nation’s GDP going toward healthcare is not sustainable. Our system is broken in unfortunately many many ways. Simply coming up with ways to help a person keep their private insurance once they have it doesn’t touch the underlying systemic issues. And neither does medical malpractice reform.
“Republicans have
greatideas that would scoarewiththe American people.”Off to the town hall with Rep Broun. I have my NAM VET VFW MEMBER FOR HEALTHCARE NOW! sign all fixed up!
and the umpire has invoked the Infield When Pigs Fly Rule!
“that’s right, Tony, she lobbed a
TexasBush Leaugue blooper right over the shortstop’s head.”Wow. That’s what we did too. Usually when I mention that bit of my childhood upbringing to people they don’t understand it. I guess they think of baseball as just another sport, to be played in accordance with seasons and within a certain time slot.
Maybe she should pee in a cup?
The Republicans are in the outfield, but they can still get on base. That’s all you have to know about Perino’s baseball metaphor.
Dana Perino’s was a press secretary. Her job was to say exactly what the Bush administration wanted her to say – exactly what they wanted to see in the newspapers the next day, in order to sway the public discussion in the direction they wanted. It is a strictly partisan job.
And Very Serious Journalists are asking her for her assessments and opinions on the issues, as though they will be independent, honest and unbiased. I would like to ask the Very Serious Journalists why they are doing that.
So did a bunch of us. I was sick as a kid and for a year was not allowed to play hard and run. The folks compromised and I was allowed to play if I had a designated runner and played catcher. The only time I can recall being moved off the sandlot (empty lot between a couple of homes) was when there was a bee swarm taking over. Other than that, it was morning to night of baseball.
Ol’ Dana doesn’t really understand the game.
Have fun Tea Baggers can try the patience
hey batter batter, hey batter batter, hey batter
(Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Wasn’t Nancy’s daughter at the Lake once?
This one is in the belly of the beast, the People’s Republic of Athens!
Played base ball in the summer, sometimes basketball and football in the fall and winter. (It was tough finding the baseball in the snow) But there were rules followed all of the time.
Just what was Nancy trying to accomplish in his interview there is always a purpose to these things I’m guessing Sabotage?
Diary then it should be interesting if we get even 20% support on our side there I’ll call that a victory:)
Just read the link Nancy talks the talk of strategy and polls but its like she read the cliff notes version and completely missed the point I’m now wondering if she was a legacy admission into college?
So they say what they have to when thehy have to and ignore us the rest of the time.
Perino is a vapid twit. She is as uninformed about baseball as she is about American history. Since when have any Republicans been touting, “Ensuring that a person won’t be excluded from coverage because of a pre-existing condition; Guaranteeing that people can take their health plan with them if they change jobs?” I don’t recall ANY Repub offering those concessions. Plenty of Dems, but no Rs.
If Perino sees the D’s poll numbers as nothing but bad, why aren’t the R’s numbers worse? Her “logic” is inconsistent.
She sees nothing but honor in the way the Republicans have played the game. I think most Americans have witnessed a very different game than Perino.
headline at TPM: “Which Way Will Harry Reid Go On The Public Option?”
Answer: Both! (Until push comes to shove, when he’ll gleefully throw the PO under the bus).
Perino said:
Don’t know how she can make that statement with a straight face. If she watched any of the Sunday shows she would see that the majority of the guests are Repubs. I think they are getting more than enough exposure
One would think they had beaten this one to death. I read on a blog this weekend about how with tort reform in Mississippi that health care premiums had dropped something like 60%. I spent some time researching where that figure came from and the best I can figure is someone pulled it out of Haley Barbour’s ass.
The facts about tort reform is that it has done nothing to lower the cost of health care. The main boogy man of tort reform is “trial lawyers”. They just continue to vilify trial lawyers. According to the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation:
This is another pile of shit solution.
Thank you for filling us in on Ms. P…to elicit that age old question for reflection: Why does she believe that anyone cares what she thinks? Try that mystery.
I guess the only baseball games she’s seen have been Bush league.
I don’t remember my brother playing ball, but I remember him throwing a ball against the garage door for hours. (The last time I went by that house – we moved out of it more than 40 years ago – I saw ball marks on the garage door. Clearly it’s a good place to do that sort of thing.)