Fox News brought on little Ms. Dick I-love-to-torture Cheney and William I-love-it-when-we-invade Commie Muslim Countries Kristol to explain why it was America’s exceptional militarism, and not some guy who’d rather talk than fight, that deserved the Nobel Peace Prize.

It is no surprise that Ms. Cheney, who can only grasp the absurdity by recognizing her father is a war criminal, would chastise the Nobel Committee for not appreciating this:

“The US Military is the greatest peace-keeping force in the world today.”

But of course when you combine this enormous military capability with Bill Kristol’s notion of “American exceptionalism,” an immature frat boy for President and Dick Cheney as his handler, it’s also not a surprise that the rest of the world might view this as a dangerous threat to their peace and security.

It’s perfectly understandable that the much of the world might be very relieved to get rid of the Cheney-Kristol crowd. So there’s some logic in awarding the Peace Prize not just to someone who rhetorically suggests there are other ways to get your way besides invading countries that never threatened you, but implicitly to American voters for kicking the worst warmongers out of office.

But that notion is too complex for the clueless Bob Schieffer, who used his editorial spot at the end of Face the Nation to tell us he just can’t respect those Nobel people any more. I suspect the feeling is mutual.