And we’re back, just in time to talk about DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, the law that basically says, “Slow down! We’re still getting used to blacks.”

Tuesday, September 21, 2010. Braylon Edwards gets caught driving under the influence and champion of morality, Bristol Palin, debuts on Dancing With The Stars

Thursday, September 16, 2010! Happy early Constitution Day, softcore porn for Christine O’Donnell, and Ohio’s corrupt incompetence.

September 9th, 2010. Right Network launches, Sarah Palin condemns Koran burning Terry Jones and Mr. Obama goes to Cleveland.

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010! The Chicago Heights fire department starts billing and Pastor Terry Jones’ protests draws protests.

New, potentially weekly musical parody of the week’s news!

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010. A gunman takes The Discovery Channel hostage, and Sarah Elizabeth Cupp reveals her bra size while implicating the Left.

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010. Glenn Beck joins the interwebs with his new website, The Blaze.

Thursday, August 19th, 2010. Eggs recalled across the country, Palin defends Dr. Laura, Roy Blunt’s Ground Zero and troops pull out of Iraq.

Sarah Palin’s Fifty Nifty United States