And we’re back, just in time to talk about DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, the law that basically says, “Slow down! We’re still getting used to blacks.”

Tuesday, September 21, 2010. Braylon Edwards gets caught driving under the influence and champion of morality, Bristol Palin, debuts on Dancing With The Stars

Thursday, September 16, 2010! Happy early Constitution Day, softcore porn for Christine O’Donnell, and Ohio’s corrupt incompetence.

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010. Boehner comes to Bush Tax Cut compromise, Gingrich done got crazier, and a record Saudi arms deal.

“Mosque/Community Center–which I think is today’s Viet-NAM vs Viet-NOM–is considered by some to be a “bad idea”. Don’t let a place of worship be built where they blah blah blah. My question to you: Hiroshima: Bad place to build a Christian Church?” asked by justinwasson via Formspring.

“I guess I should ask a funny question–or at least a question that might have a funny answer. If you could exist in any Television Universe (cartoons are included), which one would it be? You wouldn’t be buddy-buddy with the main characters.” asked by justinwasson via Formspring.

September 9th, 2010. Right Network launches, Sarah Palin condemns Koran burning Terry Jones and Mr. Obama goes to Cleveland.

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010! The Chicago Heights fire department starts billing and Pastor Terry Jones’ protests draws protests.

New, potentially weekly musical parody of the week’s news!

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010. A gunman takes The Discovery Channel hostage, and Sarah Elizabeth Cupp reveals her bra size while implicating the Left.