It’s rare that I invoke the name of the Holy High Radio Host, Glenn Beck. But ironic times call for ironic measures, and this is such a time. I’m astounded that I’m first one to think of this, maybe even the only one. It’s hard to believe that Glenn Beck didn’t see this before I did, but I’ll give him a pass, since he’s been so busy, lately. In fact, I’ll pick up the mantel of paranoia and fear for him, if just for a while. I’m serious, dead serious.

It all begins with the color red. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before, but maybe that’s because I relied on Beck too much. Maybe all that fear-mongering band wagoneering softened my senses, clouded my judgment, and blinded me to the truth. Still, am I the only one who has seen this?

THINGS THAT ARE RED